i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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