i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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