The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
