Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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