Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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