is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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