can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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