3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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