it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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