Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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