What a fucking waste of an outfit
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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