I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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