don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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