I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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