I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have fence marks all over my body
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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