He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
