Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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