just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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