i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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