Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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