Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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