So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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