why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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