Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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