She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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