White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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