capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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