I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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