just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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