Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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