Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Never joke about your clitoris.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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