We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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