Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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