Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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