Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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