i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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