Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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