And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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