Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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