Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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