saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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