just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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