nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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