I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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