Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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