She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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