Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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