Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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