I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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