Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The uberlube is also flammable
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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