oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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