I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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