i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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