Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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