This show inspires me to have sex in space
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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