So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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